Chief Thought Provoker
Honestly, this sounds like that smelly guy in the office who doesn't understand why people laugh at the "Battlestar Gallactica" toy set on his desk.
Not a lot of thought put into that one. Maybe they're trying to demonstrate that they spend more time thinking about their client's business and less about their title?
Founder, Chief Creative, Inspiration, and Elation Officer
OK, we get it -- you're important. But honestly, it sounds like someone needs a hug.
Chief Instigation Officer
You looking at me? Grrrr...